aides rush to help d.j after wrong line of questioningThe night before the morning after…..
Nic harcourts missus”whats up nic,cant sleep”
NH “nope surree I`ve got camera obscura in tomorra”
Mrs NH “bloody hell have you got any tablets left”
NH “no,oh my god what am I gonna do”
MNH “that Kenny blokes okay isn`t he?”
NH “he`ll normally jump in yeah,when she gets agitated”
MNH” why don’t you vary your questions,not ask them where they are from,and about the Glasgow scene”
NH “yeah but the listeners want to know that stuff”
MNH “for Christ sakes man don`t,I repeat don’t mention belle & Sebastian”
NH “do you think I`m mad woman I won`t be doin that again”
MNH” it took you three months to get the circulation back after that Chinese burn she gave you, and the twitch you`ve got from that stare she gave you still hasn`t recovered”
NH “I`ll just ask them how its goin,mention 4ad a lot,ask her about the writing process and stuff”
MNH “will you never learn,you asked her that last time,you just about said the band want to upset her so she spews out the tunes”
NH “what if I take a different approach,wear a funny nose or put a whoopee cushin under a seat”
MNH “nope nic, it`s not gonna work why don’t you speak to the red head instead”
NH “I think I`ll try and get wilco in instead ,,jeff tweedy is always hap…erm how about flaming lips”
MNH “its just your questions nic,you start off in a hole then just keep on diggin”
NH “anyways its too late no,the shows booked a taxi”
Meanwhile back at the motel..
TAC” bloody hell,nic Harcourt tomorra..better put some whiskey on me cornflakes”
KM “don’t worry it`ll be fine, he`s a nice bloke”
TAC”Glasgow scene this,writing process that, and all his wishfull insights into the songs,Christ”
KM”just humour him lass, he`ll probably have people standin by in case you go for him again”
TAC "the new album though,its radical electronic...he`s not gonna get it"
KM "dont worry,it`ll be one of the soundtracks to his summer"
TAC"but its only bloody april"
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